TEAM TIRED was founded many years ago in the home of a displaced Brit somewhere in "Cornfed", Iowa.

Why was TEAM TIRED founded? - Legend has it that gin was involved (This derivative of grain and juniper berries is suspiciously involved in many "things" involving TEAM TIRED.)

What is TEAM TIRED? - A loose federation of mostly "not-so-young" cyclists from varied backgrounds and locals who annually get together in Iowa to cycle and have "adventures."

Who can join TEAM TIRED? - Anyone who:

• Meets the team's strict selection criteria.

• Is willing to obey the team's code of ethics.

• Is willing to submit to a secret initiation.